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I Slam
I Slam so Hard
I Slam so Hard, They'll Sue my Ass
Don't Sue me
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I use the internet
just to find demos
I'm forever
the meanest of demons
It is I
the legend that gave birth to itself
So trve
Never have I listened to anything not blackened
I'm so Kvlt
I created myself
Not one could compare
You'll never be as evil as me
Into trees
I carve my suffering,
I'm pure pain
Suburbia never did see one as purely evil as I
I use the internet just to find demos
I'm forever the meanest of demons
Got any sunscreen? I forgot mine
The corpse paint I wear
it's SPF 0.666
Not really protective at all, it's just an evil number
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Don't tease me
Only my hair needs that
Just come and gel me
Lube my insides right up
Rip My Leggings
Oh Baby
Don't heartbreak me
No Baby
You know skin-tight
doesn't even cum close
to describing my crotch
in this spandexxx approach
Baby
These pants are so tight is hard to breathe
But not as hard
As living without you would be
Rip My leggings
Just don't break my heart
And while you're at it, how about a [BLEEP]?
No, you don't wanna? oh alright then
[Bring out my snow
I need 2 lumps of the yellow one
Don't ask any more questions.]
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The Mosh Part
03:00
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Sweaty dudes, sweaty gals
Getting kicked in the ass
Someone's elbow in your back
Yeah we came here to Thrash!
Mosh
Now!
It's the Mosh
Part
They will stomp on your feet
Wearing steel-toes or cleats
The beer then starts to fly
Thrown by those assholes in the back
[Triangular Pit bit]
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Grunge Killed My Buzz
03:17
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Anything's Alternative
These days it seems
Yet it all got boring
'til Nearvana hit the scene
Gimme just 4 chords
I give you a chorus
Grunge
Killed my Buzz
I can't believe
How sober I got
Grunge
Killed My Buzz
I'm really only upset
that it didn't kill my boss
[I hate that guy]
Gave us Dave Grohl
That Seattle sound
But Thrash and Glam
Went away for a while
I don't mourn Glam tho
That stuff was wack
[End]
And this is where it gets weird
I actually like Grunge
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Archgoat ov Memez
01:58
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Don't be cynical
Dis Slamz are so dank
they're practically criminal
Untangling guitar chords
like they were umbylical
So hawd
this chuggin'
so fast
dis blastin'
dis beatin'
I'm treatin'
ears bleedin'
tuning droppin'
so low
I need a whole other guitar string
on this guitar ditty
I slow this mothafucka down
one chug
two chug
oh fuck
the double-bass is so dope
one chug
two chug
oh fuck
Barfie servin' it up so hot
it make you drool for more
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Barfie Los Angeles, California
Meme Metal.
Real Fake Shit.
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